Last night while we were brushing our teeth, I decided to squirt Coleman with the spray bottle full of water, just because. It made him sad.
Me: “I should start keeping spray bottles around the apartment, like when you have a cat.”
Me: “So I can squirt you when you do something I don’t like.”
Cole: “That is NOT an appropriate form of communication!!!”
Me: “It may not be appropriate, but I bet it’d be effective!”