Relationship Advice

Last night while we were brushing our teeth, I decided to squirt Coleman with the spray bottle full of water, just because. It made him sad.

Me: “I should start keeping spray bottles around the apartment, like when you have a cat.”

Cole: “Why?”

Me: “So I can squirt you when you do something I don’t like.”

Cole: “That is NOT an appropriate form of communication!!!”

Me: “It may not be appropriate, but I bet it’d be effective!”

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