Don’t know if I should be happy or scared

Yesterday I was listening to my showtunes Pandora station and the “Ballad of Sweeney Todd” came on.

Cole: <singing loudly> “SWEENEY TODD AND JEAN VALJEAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!”

Me: HAHA um, wut? Those like, aren’t even the same composers and lyricists.

Cole: But I’m learning! Aren’t you proud? See what you’ve taught me???

Me: hoo boy.

Cole: Well, at least after dating you, I can answer if someone asks me who my favorite musical theatre composers and lyricists are.

Me: Oh?

Cole: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Tim Minchin…

Me: Sigh.

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