A Tale of Two Temperatures

Me: It’s not cold enough to have all these blankets on the bed.

Cole: Yes it is.

Me: No, it’s not. You have 10,000 blankets on the bed.

Cole: It’s freezing in here.

Me: You’re overreacting. We are in Pasadena. It is not that cold.

Cole: I can’t feel my toes.

Me: I’m being crushed by the weight of these blankets.

Cole: You’re being dramatic.

Me: Just watch. You’re going to wake up to discover I’ve been turned into a diamond.

Cole: <gives me a look>

Me: These blankets are too heavy. I think they’re collapsing my lungs.

Cole: Go to sleep.

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  2. Anonymous says:

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