Trust Issues

Me: “I was so mad at you in my dream last night!”

Cole: “Oh no! Why?”

Me: “You wouldn’t trust me.”

Cole: <sad face> “What happened?”

Me: “There was a contest to win $2 million if I could get you to let me slap you but I couldn’t tell you why and I said, ‘I need to slap you and I need you to trust me’ and you wouldn’t let me slap you and we lost out on $2 million.”

Cole: <stares>

Me: <stares back>

Cole: “You better not use this as an excuse to get permission to slap me every once in a while. Now I’m going to be paranoid.”

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