Make it so

On our way to Bob Hope Airport last night to drop off my minion, who has been with us the past few days and touring colleges with me:

Cole: Bob Hope. What would you say is the opposite of ‘hope’?

Me: Despair.

Cole: And the opposite of ‘bob’?

Me: uh, Brazilian Blowout?

We both laugh.

Me: Hmmm, the opposite of bob could be ‘sink’.

Cole: Sink Despair.

Me: That’s your goth drag name. Sink Despair.

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