Me: I seem to have met a number of people who make great choices professionally but some utterly boneheaded personal and social choices.
Cole: Yeah, I’ve noticed.
Me: I need to find a way to leverage our resources. They give me money and I teach them how to be better hoomans.
Cole: Pretty sure that’s called a life coach.
Me: Meh. I don’t like that title. I need something snazzier.
Cole: Something that markets to millenials.
Me: Adulting Pro?
Me: Master of Adulting. No, wait: ADULTINGATRIX
Cole: I think you’re on to something.