Career Goals

Me: I seem to have met a number of people who make great choices professionally but some utterly boneheaded personal and social choices.

Cole: Yeah, I’ve noticed.

Me: I need to find a way to leverage our resources. They give me money and I teach them how to be better hoomans.

Cole: Pretty sure that’s called a life coach.

Me: Meh. I don’t like that title. I need something snazzier.

Cole: Something that markets to millenials.

Me: Adulting Pro?

Cole: Meh.

Me: Master of Adulting. No, wait: ADULTINGATRIX 

Cole: I think you’re on to something.

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1 Response

  1. Teramis says:

    I think you’re on to something, there. LOL

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